How to Be Funny to a Guy over Text: 12 Ways to Make Him Laugh

“Are you an eraser? When I think about you, everything else disappears.”

Send a text that’s cute and silly to make your guy smile. Sometimes, a cheesy text is the best way to go because it shows you don’t take yourself too seriously. Here are a couple more examples to choose from: “Are you a loan? Because you’ve got all my interest.” “Are you a charger? Because I’m dying for you.”

“Do you like raisins? How about a date?”

Use a pun to add playful energy into a conversation. Sure, puns can be a little silly, but humor can deepen your bond and leave you both smiling. You can even start a pun-off to see who can come up with the punniest responses. “If you were a veggie, you’d be a cute-cumber.” “You must be Australian because you meet all my koala-fications.” Reader Poll: We asked 328 wikiHow readers about the best ways to build a connection with someone they like over text, and only 7% of people recommended bringing up super deep, philosophical topics. [Take Poll] Instead, keep it light, fun, friendly, and sweet—save the serious topics for in-person conversation!

“I’d take you to a movie, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks.”

Add flattery into your jokes to make him feel good about himself. Guys like getting compliments! You can use these lines on a guy you want to ask out, or send a funny compliment to your boyfriend to add flirty energy to his day. “I believe in following dreams. So...can I get your Instagram?” “Glad I have my library card. All I wanna do is check you out.”

“I’m definitely not flirting with you. I’m just being very nice to someone very attractive.”

Tease him to add a flirty edge to the conversation. Use gentle sarcasm to let him know you’ve got a playful sense of humor and can keep him on his toes. If you’re worried about how he’ll interpret the message, add a ???? or ???? emoji to clarify that you’re joking and having fun. “You know, I had a rule about never dating a Mets’ fan. Guess I made an exception for you.” “It’s too bad I don’t like dating guys who are cuter than me.”

“Did you really think you could win me over with that cute smile?”

Combine humor with a challenge to keep him interested. The secret to building attraction is to mix excitement and fun with tension. A fun text like this example lets you compliment the guy without being too easy on him. “Miss you? Who said anything about me missing you? ????” “???? That classic charm won’t work on me. You’ll have to try something else.”

“Are you a keyboard? You’re kind of my type.”

Text a nerdy or geeky pickup line to appeal to your favorite brainiac. A nerdy text shows off your cute, wholesome side, and it’ll prove to your guy that you appreciate his intellectual side. Bonus points if you can reference his favorite fandom or an element of nerd culture. “I want our love to be like pi. Irrational and endless.” “All I want to do is curl up and watch Harry Potter with you because I ​​a-Dumbledore you.”

“You and I make a great ????”

Use emojis to liven up your texts. You can let emojis add flair to your puns or even make jokes based wholly on emojis. Here are a few examples: “Hi. Just wanted to say I see you in my future ????????. Send a ???? emoji. Then say, “Dexter! Get back here. Sorry, he must like you as much as I do.”

“I love you more than I love pizza. That’s saying a lot.”

Compare him to something you both love to create an instant inside joke. If you both love mint chip ice cream, tell him he’s even sweeter. If you bonded over a specific band, tell him that when he sings in the shower, he puts the lead singer to shame. “You’re smoother than a caramel macchiato.” “I like you almost as much as I like Late Night at Ozzy’s Diner.”

“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth hasn’t stood next to you.”

Who says you can’t be funny and romantic at the same time? Send him a message that’s funny on the outside, but genuine on the inside by letting him know you appreciate him. Everyone likes to hear words of affirmation! As you create your message, be yourself, and let your unique sense of humor shine through. “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.” If he’s not around, send him a photo of you next to an empty chair. Then, draw him into the photo in stick figure form and text, “Wish you were here!”

“I’m here! So what are your other two wishes?”

Joke about how amazing you are for a sassy approach. People find a good sense of humor really attractive, and humor goes a long way towards building connection. It’s even better if you can show that you can joke about yourself, so step outside your comfort zone! Send a joke that lets him know you’re a total catch. “Sorry I wasn’t in your past. Can I make it up to you by being part of your future?” “Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to send you another pic?”

“You keep running through my head! Stop distracting me!”

Playfully tell him that he makes it hard to focus. You can use a text like this to make him feel special without having to get too emotional if deep conversations aren’t your vibe. That way, he’ll know that he’s been on your mind, but you’ll be able to keep the conversation light and funny. “My boss asked me why I’m so behind today. I told him I couldn’t stop thinking about you. JK. But seriously...” “Thinking about you all day has made my focus at work go ????”

“I know you’re busy today, but I hope I’m on your to-do list.”

Turn up the heat by sending a dirty joke. You can let him know you’re thinking about him and looking forward to seeing him later for some quality alone time. Just be sure to hold off on sending a spicier message until you know that he’ll feel comfortable with it. “Liked your jeans today. Can’t wait to see them on the floor tonight.” “I was feeling a little off today… but don’t worry. You’ve turned me on again ????”